Hey ladies look at my cute friend zachdegaetano He likes pizza and music and bad jokes!
u know when u wake up from a nap and
my name is luna enriquez
this needs to always be on my dashboard
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."
LOOK AT ITS LITTLE DOUBLE CHIN
This is America.
inside The Grand Budapest Hotel
such a needed campaign. i wish they’d have included native americans as well, though, as cultural appropriation of them in costumes is just as awfully common.
It’s that time of year again when these go around. And I will keep reblogging them. And if I see the joke ones I am likely to rip them apart with prejudice.
I will reblog this every year and unfollow anyone who posts joke fandom spinoffs of this very serious and important commentary.
HOLDE MINE HAIR
ye olde partie times
Verily, thou art such a lightweight.
Things ye can’t: even.
Thou only liveth once
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